Tuesday, January 02, 2007
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tHe FiRsT dAy
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...was full of pain.
and hurt.
Miss Poon walked in, and immediately this came into my head.
"Of all the beer joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."
She's my form teacher.I think I'm going to drop dead.(She teaches us P.E.,so I'll probably die.)
All admin matters were pretty much solved by half past nine,fifteen minutes past the time we were supposed to be dismissed for recess.This included our tentative seating position,where for the first time in my life I was placed in the first row.(I took this as an insult.Now I'm trying to believe that I can see stuff better.)
When I returned to class,it was Chinese period.Many of the HCL students were called out of class,but for some reason I wasn't one of them.
The aforementioned "some reason" was because I wasn't taken by Mr Hou,but rather by Mademoiselle Er.(There is no reason to use the word Mademoiselle here,but I feel like it so there.)The greatest pain came when we had to choose a class rep. (read: the one who goes chasing after people who don't hand in their work,myself being a usual suspect.)And whoever said "keep your friends close,but your enemies closer" was most probably right,for almost immediately a finger was pointed at the solitary figure at the side of the classroom close to the door,where I stood.In a final moment of desperation I half-yelled,"I'd rather disembowel myself!" but it was not taken seriously.
So I'm a class rep.Shoot me.
Ms Leong came in after that,and there was silence in the classroom.She,frankly speaking,gave me the feeling that I was in fairly great danger,but I wasn't going to be open and tell her that,lest I truly be in great danger after that revelation.Surprisingly the period went smoothly,with her calling me "in tune" because I managed to tell her the reason why she had so many periods with us in the timetable.(She takes us for both Elementary Math and Additional Math.)Later we had to introduce ourselves and say something about something enriching we did during the holidays.Being the otaku I was,I summoned my memories of the Death Note movies,and began to introduce the movie (as best as I could without screaming like a fangirl) to the rest of the class.Admittedly I spoke the longest,but that's just me.
Then was Ms Lizah's period.We played two games,one called Human Bingo and another without a name but involving a chicken,an egg,a dinosaur and an Enlightened One.I was one of the last three standing for the Enlightened One game.Not a good thing,but the last time I played this game I was first to win.
Then came the last period,CE.It passed with more admin work,before the day finally ended.FINALLY.
And thus explains why I am here.For I am bored.
FANGIRL QUOTES FOR KENICHI MATSUYAMA.(though I claim him as my own!)
Kenichi Matsuyama? We ain't got no Kenichi Matsuyama! We don't need no Kenichi Matsuyama! I don't have to show you any stinking Kenichi Matsuyama!(Use only if you hide him in your room)
I feel the need - the need for Kenichi Matsuyama!
As God is my Kenichi Matsuyama, I'll never be hungry again.
With great power comes great Kenichi Matsuyama.
You want the Kenichi Matsuyama? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little Kenichi Matsuyama, too!
May the Kenichi Matsuyama be with you.
When there's no more room in hell, the Kenichi Matsuyama will walk the earth.
Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its Kenichi Matsuyama.
Remember, you're fighting for this woman's Kenichi Matsuyama, which is probably more than she ever did.
If I was a Kenichi Matsuyama, a perfect Kenichi Matsuyama, how would you know it was really me?
Keep your friends close, but your Kenichi Matsuyama closer.
To Kenichi Matsuyama, and beyond!
Everybody! Everybody wants a piece of Kenichi Matsuyama!
No, it is not dangerous to confuse Kenichi Matsuyama with angels.
Have you ever danced with Kenichi Matsuyama in the pale moonlight?
I met Kenichi Matsuyama today. We are playing chess.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world Kenichi Matsuyama didn't exist.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my Kenichi Matsuyama.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my Kenichi Matsuyama, in this life or the next.
exeunt character, 10:21 PM