Thursday, July 06, 2006
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FEAR OUR SCRIPT
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SCRIPT IS DONE!!!
thank you mr sng for letting us have one extra day ^^!!!
i haven't seen the official script yet,but heck,i'm not the scriptwriter-in-charge.
It borrows elements from a script that was purely done by me after this started.this script is very wizard-of-oz-like,and will take up the next lot of blogspace here.
after the birdie calls peter pan a loser,he starts wondering if he will be able to fly again.he says that this question is making him lose his mind,and he starts musing,"If Only I Had A Brain."
the seven dwarves soon appear,and they sing,"hi-ho,hi-ho,we have no place to go..."
it turns out that hermione granger's (known to them as the witch Harmonica) cat crapped on their roof,causing the house to become too smelly to live in.they muse,"If Only We Could Go Home."which gets Peter Pan's attention and causes him to go with them to find the Wizard Of Oz,I mean Hogwarts.Along the way they meet Charlie (of Charlie And The Chocolate Factory fame) who has no courage to face the media,and muses,"If Only I Had Courage."Of course,he joins the team,and they move on.
The final addition to the team is Mister Richard Gere,who is first seen asking around for people whose brothers are going on journeys.(See Visa ad for more information.)He wishes to buy them ten thousand birds.(though he can't do that,as you will see later.)He says he has not the heart to do any other form of kindness.He joins Peter's team after musing,"If Only I Had A Heart."
They end up in front of Hogwarts.Harry comes out and says,"Hi,I'm Harry Potter and I love magic."The team mobs them with their wants,and he yells,"SHUT UP WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP!One at a time."He,after hearing their stories,concludes that he cannot do their bidding,to which the team complains about something relating to cheating their feelings.He,however,takes them to see "someone who can help".
Along the way again,HERMIONE ATTACKS.She calls Peter's team a "motley crew",to which the dwarves respond that they can't sing very well.(This should only be understood by the 30-something people.Motley Crue is a band from the 1980s.)Anyway,she asks them if they know who she is,and the dwarves respond by saying,"OH MY GOODNESS IT'S HARMONICA!"harry asks her if she made her cat crap on their house,then he calls it disgusting,then he calls her a disgrace to the house of gryffindor.hermione responds with "whatever.let's fight.",before doing a kungfu pose.
harry,seeing that she wears black,uses the patronus charm and drives her away.good thing too.
neo comes out complaining that he isn't getting a good sleep,before harry confronts him and asks for his help.
Neo opens their systems and a new kazaa window.he downloads Courage.exe,Heart.exe,and Flying.exe (turns out Peter does have a brain.),and deletes CatPoopOnRoof.exe.He barely starts on the Flying.exe download when Hook comes to fight them.Peter,still biding his time,has an idea,and gets Neo to download AnimalTalk.exe to his (Peter's) system.Meanwhile,he calls out Cyclops,who,try as he might,cannot damage Hook.(Hook downloaded OpticBlastShield.exe)Charlie tries to get the Oompa Loompas to irritate Hook to death,but they were working,oh well.
Mister Gere tries to release his birds to poop on Hook's head,but he'd maxed out his card a week ago.The dwarves charge into battle with their pickaxes,and are subsequently stunned by Hook.It seems that Hook is invincible,but Hook's file has been successfully accessed by Neo,who deletes all the special ability files he has,and soon after,Peter's files are downloaded,and Harry disarms Hook.Peter calls out the most fearsome crocodile in the water to end Hook's life.It turns out,however,that Schnappi is the most fearsome of the crocodiles (implying that there is only one crocodile in the river),and Neo tells Schnappi to push off.Neo deletes Breathing.exe on Hook's system - the main thing that keeps him alive.Hook dies,and everyone is happy.Everyone cheers.Except Neo.
Neo states that next time,everyone should not use "password" as their password 'cos it's really easy to guess,and that they should be like him and use something like "supercalifragilisticexpealidocious",to which one of the dwarves point out that he has just surrendered his password.The script concludes with Neo saying something along the lines of,"OH CRUD."
So I tell you all,FEAR OUR SCRIPT.Fear Peter Pan and the Seven Dwarves.
exeunt character, 12:18 AM
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