Sunday, July 23, 2006
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Ohhhh...
I wish you could meet my girlfriend,
my girlfriend who lives in Canada.
She couldn't be sweeter
I wish you could meet her,
My girlfriend who lives in Canada!
Her name is Alberta
She lives in Vancouver
She cooks like my mother
And sucks like a Hoover.
(small laughter)
I e-mail her every single dayyy
Just to make sure that everything's okayyyy.
It's a pity she lives so far awayyy,
in Canada!
Laaaaaaaaaast
week she was here, but she had the flu.
Too baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
'Cause I wanted to in-troduce her to you
It's so saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
There wasn't a thing that she could do
But stay in bedddddddddddd
with her legs up over her head!Oh!
I wish you could meet my girlfriend,
But you can't because she is in Canada.
I love her, I miss her, I can't wait to kiss her,
So soon I'll be off to Albertaaaaa!
I mean Vancouverrrrrrrrr!
5h!+!
Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver
She's my girlfriennnnnnnnnd!
My wonderful girlfriennnnnnnnnnnnnnd!
Yes I have a girlfriend, who lives in Canadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
(And I can't wait to *** *** ***** again!)
That was random.
Today was whipped massive.
i have a feeling of imminent doom with mdm er.
Quite a mound of homework building up,
and then...
today were the auditions.
We took so long to get our butts in there (with or without ST)(or was it part of the plan),that Mr Sng told us to only do one scene,and so Scene 3 was chosen.
Which didn't involve me.
ah heck.
From what I heard it was seriously crudded up (yes,i didn't watch either,i was busying myself trying to find the ST) and that we have a 0% chance of being shortlisted.
Mr Sng looked oh-so-bored.Bad sign.
My experiment in science went well though.
I took three magnesium ribbons.Maybe that's why when I mixed it with hydrochloric acid it gave out lots of hydrogen.Seriously.Ms Thang said to put the splinter in when you felt a little bit of pressure,but I felt so much pressure I thought my hand was going to be sucked in.(Yes I now agree that it's an irrational thought.The test tube neck is only as big as my finger after all.)
The first time I put the burning splint in,it went pop but didn't extinguish.The next round,I put the burning splint in,which extinguished quietly.Oh well...
It was HOT.Seriously.If I went and became Gollum I'd have said,"It burnsssssssss us!"
end of school.
end of inspiration of stuff to write.
exeunt character, 11:09 PM